Page 8 of Charlie and Her Sweet Escape
Haydn
My eyes!
Rosie
Since I’m a married woman now, I suppose it falls on me to have a special talk with each of you.
Jules
If we ignore her, she will stop.
Haydn
I’m deleting this chat.
Bennett
NOT YET. I’M STILL COMPLAINING.
Rosie
About being invited by a wealthy family to a fancy dinner up in the mountains? Just a sec. I’m going to go grab my tiny violin.
Bennett
I know you’re being sarcastic, but I accept your fake sympathy. Garrison Miller is RELENTLESS.
Jules
There’s a lot of all-caps in this conversation.
Bennett
I DARE YOU TO COME TAKE MY PLACE.
Jules
Can’t. Working.
Haydn
We’re in the Netherlands this week.
Rosie
I’m making out with my hot husband.
Jules
ROSIE HOPE FORRESTER. I will make a reel for social media right now listing all the reasons Pride and Prejudice is the worst book ever written if you don’t stop.
Rosie
Your jealousy is showing…
Bennett
Ahem. Back to me. Why am I going to this dinner again?
