When he didn’t respond, I opened the bathroom door to find no one there. I swore I’d heard someone in the hallway.
“What is that!” one of the guests shouted.
“Get back!” another one yelled.
The sound of clinking silverware and screeching chairs on tile intensified.
And then I heard the bark.
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BENNETT
Forrester Sibling Group Chat
Bennett
Is it just me, or is a black-tie event at your house insufferably pretentious?
Jules
You’re just uncultured.
Rosie
How else are they supposed to prove how rich they are?
Haydn
Lia and I go to black-tie events at people’s houses all the time.
Rosie
Thank you for making my point, Haydn.
Jules
Mine too.
Bennett
It makes zero sense to me. We’re eating. Wearing a suit or sparkly dress does not elevate a basic biological activity.
Jules
Sure it does.
Rosie
One of my favorite things to do is wear a sparkly dress to elevate a basic biological activity.
Jules
For the love.
Bennett
Banned.