Page 17 of Charlie and Her Sweet Escape
Bennett
Tips for owning a new pet?
Jules
Don’t do it.
Bennett
Too late.
Rosie
You are going to be the perfect pet owner, Ben! That’s why I left you Lizzie in my will.
Bennett
You did? I’m honored.
Jules
You want that hairless creature?
Rosie
My cat is adorable!
Bennett
It’s cool you trust me enough, Rosie.
Jules
Well, now I’m offended. Why didn’t you leave her to me?
Rosie
I left you my thong collection.
Jules
I don’t want ANYTHING of yours that’s been ANYWHERE near there.
Rosie
I mean my flip-flops, you freak. I have them in every color.
Haydn
Wait, back to Bennett’s text. I need more info.
Rosie
Greg’s trying to put a three-legged chihuahua on the streets.
Ben, Hansel needs lots of hugs and love. Snuggles. I can’t remember if he’s potty trained so you might need pee pads. And I’m pretty sure he’s on a specialized diet that requires homemade organic chicken. BUT HE’S ADORABLE.
Jules
