Lionel
Metatronhadamouthon her, but with her gone, I wasn’t alone.I wished I was alone, but no.There was this big, Devil-shaped problem in whose lap I was sitting.
Lucifer bent forward, pushing my hair away from my neck.“You used my shampoo,” he said, his breath heating my skin.“I like it.”
“And what else would I have used after you dragged me back here last night?”I huffed as I reached for some toast.It was cold, but I didn’t really care.
Lucifer’s breath washed over my ear as he chuckled.“Quite a complaint from a man who couldn’t walk straight not too long ago.”
“I had no trouble walking at all before you showed up!”Much, much quieter, I said, “Stupid…plug.”
I bit into the toast.The aspirin was working, as was the coffee.I was beginning to feel human again.
“What did you say?”Lucifer sounded as if he were having fun.If the toast hadn’t been such a good distraction, I’d have kicked his Devil ass.
“Nothing.”
“Are you sure, Nelly?I think I heard you mumbling.”
“You fucking didn’t.I don’t mumble.”
“Keep telling yourself that.”As my teeth closed around another bite of toast, he shifted me on his lap so he could squeeze my butt cheek.“You like this?”
The way he touched me made the damn plug rub against my prostate again, and I had to suppress a small shiver.
“No,” I said.Lied?Damn.Maybe my blood alcohol was still too high to make good choices.
His other hand went to my crotch.“Hmm, I wonder what has you almost hard then.Can’t have been the parfait.”
I’d had enough.I jumped to my feet.“Maybe I really like parfait, not that that’s any of your business.I’m leaving.”
He blinked up at me, his eyes electric blue sparkling.“Why?”
I stuffed the last bite of toast into my mouth and swallowed it quickly.“Because I don’t want to be here.But apart from that?I actually have a job to do, in case you hadn’t noticed.”
He gave a dismissive wave.“Yes, yes.Collecting questionable substances on the soles of your shoes so Trony gets to go really inventive with the cleaning products.”He rose.“But if you insist, we can head out.”
“We?”
He shrugged.“Nelly, I have no wish to find you trying to sway another man’s cock into stuffing any of your holes again, so I will supervise.Also, why would I let you run off somewhere with that butt plug where it is?”
He needed his logic checked, but I was in no mood to tell him about it.
“Fine,” I bit out.
“And I have to walk Soul, obviously.”
“Fine.”
I turned and stomped toward the fireplace room as gingerly as anyone could stomp with a magical butt plug up their ass.My shoes were once more waiting for me by the door, and again, they looked better than they had since the day I brought them home from the store.Soul’s clicking claws were the only thing I heard behind me, but I had no illusions about Lucifer spontaneously combusting.
The poodle gave a low bark as I put on my shoes, moving somewhat awkwardly on account of how the plug made me feel all kinds of things.Still, I wanted to be gone sooner rather than later, so I hurried with the laces.Inadvertently, I moaned, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Lucy swagger after me, looking pleased.Fucker.
“Do you need any help, Nelly?”
“Oh, fuck you, Lucy.”
“Babe, I told you.The other way around.I’ll show you soon enough.”