Bellamy:It’s definitely crossed my mind. More so now than ever before.
Baxter:Next question. What’s your ideal date with your mate?
Bellamy:One that ends with him naked and writhing beneath me in pleasure.
Baxter:Take this seriously.
Bellamy:[smirks] I am. Best way to end any date is in bed.
Baxter:Do you at least wine and dine him first?
Bellamy:Nix isn’t the romantic dinner type. But he loves baths. So I guess an ideal date would be a light meal and a soak in the tub together, followed by a hard fuck. Any more questions?
Baxter:Just a few. Stop sighing. Any kids in your future? Your bestie said he and the ice dragon are enjoying fatherhood.
Bellamy:[genuine smile] Yeah, D is a great dad. I love seeing him hold Sorin. It’s a soft side of him I’d never seen before. As for me and Nix? We’ve talked it over and would like kids someday. But for now, we’re happy with it being the two of us.
Baxter:Gray said the same thing about him and Mason. I suppose there’s no rush. With the war behind you, you have nothing but time. I have to admit, it would be funny to see Phoenix as a dad. He’d probably teach the child to throw fireballs at everyone.
Bellamy:Probably. [laughs] Starting with you.
Baxter:Asshole. I fucked you long before you and Phoenix got together, and now I have a target on my back. But anyway. [skims notes] Speaking of Daman, many people are dying to know more about your relationship. Why are you so close? What do you love about him? But for my amusement, tell me what you hate about him too. Because that’s more fun.
Bellamy:D is… I don’t know. He’s my best friend.
Baxter:That’s exactly what he said about you. You two are so cute. It’s nauseating. There must be something about him that annoys you. Upsets you? Spill it. I need details.
Bellamy:Honestly? [scratches at his jaw] It upsets me how he sees himself. Well, how Envy makes him see himself. D is so damn kind and loving, but not many people get to see it. He’s always there when I need him.
Baxter:Dear gods. Only you would take a question like that and turn it around to still be cavity-inducingly sweet. Forget it. Go away. This interview is over.
Bellamy:Well, fuck you too. [stands up]
Baxter:[lips twitch with a smile] Thanks for nothing, you blond bastard.
Bellamy:Good luck with your little project. If you need anything else, ask anyone but me.
Baxter:What about Phoenix? Can I ask him?
Bellamy:[says over his shoulder as he’s walking away] Only if you want to die.
Interview Notes:I feel like we bonded through our mutual dislike of each other. He’s still smoking hot, so at least I had great eye candy. One thing’s very clear: Bellamy is completely and hopelessly devoted to that demon. Gross.
Raiden:
Gluttony Tells All
Raiden:[walks into the room with a tray] You hungry? I brought some snacks.
Baxter:Why can’t all your brothers be as nice as you? More importantly, are those chocolate chip cookies?
Raiden:[nods] Ti and I had a craving last night and baked some. These are what we have left. I also brought pretzels and pizza rolls.
Baxter: Something salty, sweet, and saucy.
Raiden:[big smile as he sits in the chair across from me and places the tray on the coffee table between us] My bros mentioned you’re doin’ some kinda interview? Should I have studied before coming? Tests make me nervous.
Baxter:No studying required. But your reaction explains why so many people mentioned you being, and I quote, ‘a cinnamon roll who must be protected at all costs.’