Page 23 of Accidentally Falling
CAL: I KNEW IT
BEA: No you didn’t
CAL: Yes I did
LANA: Congratulations! But also – who is the father??
ELLA: Oh this is so exciting! You and Ellison are pregnant together! I guess that’s why you opted out of a coffee today…
NESSA: Can we circle back to who the father is?
ARDEN: Jude Rhodes
BEA: Damn, girl!
LANA: (gif of woman fanning herself)
ELLA: (six fire emoji)
CAL: 1000% yes on the baby daddy
ARDEN: So anyway, did we pick a book for book club this month?
BEA: Oh, you’re the cutest
BEA: Nice try
NESSA: There’s no way we’re letting you go on your way after casually dropping you’re pregnant
LANA: With Jude’s baby
ARDEN: I’m—we’re—still adjusting
ELLA: Are you guys dating?
ARDEN: We’re going to coparent
CAL: Does he know that?
ARDEN: See above.
CAL: Yeah…good luck on “adjusting”
NESSA: Adjusting to the size of that D
LANA: Nessa, have I mentioned how much I adore you?
CAL: We were all thinking it. She just said it
ELLA: Lady balls on that one
LANA: Arden, when are you due?
ARDEN: A little after Ellison. I was having feelings about my mother dating our father and traded a whiskey hangover for a Jude hangover
BEA: That’s so much, sweetie
CAL: (snorts) a Jude hangover #winning
