Me:
Alright. I'll be ready in twenty.
Luciano:
Wear something sexy
I nearly choke on my last bite of ice cream. What?
Me:
?????
Luciano:
…
My nails nervously click against my phone. What the hell was that? I try to think of whether I've given him the wrong impression or led him on somehow. But draw a blank.
Luciano:
Sorrythat was meant for Lexy.
Lexy?
Me:
Lexy?
Luciano:
…
It's complicated
Oh! Nervously, I giggle again.
Me:
Luciano! After all this time, you never said anything about a gf. My heart is broken
Luciano:
…
I'm sorry. I didn't
…
She's not a gf…
…
I'm really, really sorry. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
I decide to let him off the hook.
Me: