Page 95 of Revive
“I’ll have to dry off first.”
“Is that a request?”
It hadn’t been, but she wasn’t averse. She didn’t recall anyone drying her since her mum died. “Well, I’m not supposed to use my arm, remember?”
“So, it is a request. Fine,” he stretched his fingers and steepled them. “I have the perfect drying rhyme.”
Alle frowned apprehensively as Spook took hold of her towel. She expected something in Swedish, but what she got was inanity.
“Rubbadub tum tum,” he began, towelling her in that area. “Rubbadub bum bum.” Again, his hand moved to the appropriate area of her anatomy, where he performed a vigorous rub.
“I can see where this is going.”
“Rubbadub arm, rubbadub palm.”
“Truly?” Her nose wrinkled, prompting him to visit there next.
“Rubbadub nose, rubbadub toes.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the world’s greatest lyricist.”
“I know. Only two Grammies so far, and you’ve not even heard the best bit yet.”
“I’m literally dying with excitement.”
“Rubbadub pits, rubbadub tits.”
“I’m not sure you’re drying me so much as groping me.”
“I’m multitasking,” he said with a grin. “Also failing to rhyme another body part with pussy.”
“Thank God. There’s no need to towel dry my pussy.”
“Yeah? I suppose it’d only get wet again when I lick it.”
“You’re going to lick it?”
“Well,” he mused, lips puckered and a dirty smile playing on them. “Maybe. Depends. Will I be compensated in any way for this service?”
“We talking payment in kind?”
“It’s an option, otherwise, I’m good for payments in all major currencies; pounds, dollars, krona, or my personal favourite, kisses.”
She wasn’t sure she’d seen him in this mood before. She liked it. “I see, and how many kisses does a thorough pussy licking cost?”
“Two thousand.”
Her eyes went wide. “Two thousand kisses! That’s a lot of kisses, mister.”
Spook shrugged so that the ends of his hair tickled his biceps. “Happens that I’m partial to kisses.”
So was she, especially kisses from him. Still, two thousand might take a while.
“How many do I need to pay up front?”
“Sixty-nine.”
His grin intoxicated her.
