Page 245 of Lilah
What if I actually did that? I would never. I don't think my legs would let me do that.
Arriving in town square, I stop by the coffee shop that just so happens to be my favorite and I get Grey and me the same thing.
Iced caramel coffee. I know it's his favorite. Every time I get it he ends up taking it. I end up slapping his butt. He ends up slapping mine. It's a repetitive cycle. But this time he's getting his own because I'm drained and I needa full one for myself.
Is it because of the sexy time we had last night? No. Prison documentaries make me nervous.
And the sexy time had a big part.
I push open the door of the restaurant and I'm greeted by Jai.
"Y'all are closed today?" I ask, looking around the place and noticing that it's empty.
"Yeah, we had a busy morning and just haven't opened back up yet," he nods, "Grey's somewhere in the back."
"Thank you Jai," I smile, "I would've got you something at the coffee place but I don't know what you like."
"It's okay," he smiles back, his blue eyes brightening. Such a darling.
I bust through the door to the back and see Jonas.
"That for me?" he nods to the coffee.
"You wish buddy," I scrunch my nose at him he takes a threatening jump at me and I lightly kick his shins.
"Expect the police to be knocking on your door looking for you for committing assault and battery on me just now," he says as he pushes through the door.
Too bad I'm an experienced escape artist.
I take a long sip of the drink in my hand.
Maxon walks out of the bathroom.
"Hey big booty Judy," I acknowledge him and he sticks his booty out a little bit, giving me a wink.
I open the door to Grey's office and he's not in there.
"Aren't you not allowed back here?" I pass by Jaqueline. She and I have literally seen each other back here on quite a few occasions. There's no need to be rude just because I get to slap Grey's butt and she doesn't.
I ignore her and come to the door at the end of the hall. The meeting room or whatever it is, I don't even know.
I bust that joint open and walk in there.
"You shot a tree," I hear Grey's grumbly voice and I see him, Theo, and Linc all sitting at a table together.
"Yeah, okay, well it's not like it was on purpose," Theo mumbles.
"That's the fucking problem. How do you miss a target and hit a tree? We weren't even close to a tree," Grey crosses his arms and I bite my lip to conceal a laugh. He's all business right now.
Such a cutie.
I sneak up behind him and the two in front of him see me. Theo smiles and Lincoln gives me a look that says 'scare him.'
I don't think they understand how many times I've tried to scare that man. A few times after he gets out the shower I try and scare him as he comes out of the bathroom. He doesn't flinch and he picks me up and tosses me onto the bed like 'aw, cute. Nice try.'
He cannot be scared. He's superhuman. He's got superhuman hearing too. I'm pretty sure he already knows I'm here anyway.
"You know what? I think Lincoln nudged me and my aim just when," he raises his hand in a demonstration, showing how his aim went way high.
