Page 22 of Totally Shipped
Once we all make it to the cave, I look around at each pile of supplies and try to relax my mind. There is no reason to panic. That little fucking gremlin in my head can fuck off. This time, everything is in order, and nothing bad is going to happen.
Leander is already lighting a fire, and Killian is setting out bottles to fill with rainwater. We’ll have some coconut and some breadfruit for dinner and wait out the storm.
Easy.
KILLIAN
We did good.
Even though the storm that came through was pretty violent, our shelters still stand with minimal roofing materials lost. I was expecting our camp to be in a much worse state.
I’m in a worse state than our campsite.
One minute everything is great, the next I’m puking my guts out thanks to some fecking rancid coconut. I’ve been put on ‘light duty’ by Captain Rex, and so has Gray. I don’t like sitting around while Leander and Rex do all the hard work, but at least I have my two favorite ladies to attend to me.
“A banana, Uncle Gray? Uncle Killian?”
I’ve been upgraded to uncle status, which makes my heart swell.
Gray and I are lounging by the fire, being waited on by a very eager nurse Keyara. Keyara is being followed around by Ron and Hermione.
The chickens came through the storm fine; we had caged them, then put the cages in our shelter.
“I think they need bananas. Hermione, what do you think?” she says in a very serious voice.
“Not yet, noodle. My stomach can’t handle anything yet.”
I love nurse Keyara, but what I’d really love is for nurse Daisy to come give me a sponge bath. I feel gross, but also horny.
Shite, I must be feeling better. Maybe I do want a banana.
Keyara and her chicken friend head off and Gray leans over.
“I keep thinking about Daisy in a nurse's uniform…”
“...giving us a sponge bath? Yeah, me too.”
“Hey, guys?” Daisy calls from over by the shelter.
“You think she read our minds?” Gray asks me.
Fecking fingers crossed.
“You two should go to the pool and wash-up. Me and Keyara are sorry to tell you this, but you are both stinky.”
Keyara giggles. “It’s true, it’s true, you smell like poo!”
She and Daisy high-five, then Keyara chases Ron into one of the shelters.
“Want to come scrub our backs for us?” I ask Daisy hopefully.
“Nope, not a chance. I’m not coming anywhere near you until you're fragrant again.” She has her hands on her hips, telling me she’s not joking.
“Looks like it’s just you and me,” Gray murmurs. “You can be my sponge bath nurse if you like…”
Hmm, my cock instantly springs up, excited by the idea.
“We’ll be back in an hour or two,” I tell Daisy. “Only come looking if you change your mind about scrubbing our backs.”
