Page 64 of Take My Name

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Bodie

Otherwise, you look good!

Silas

Don’t forget the ears, too! (That’s what Aundrea always tells me anyway).

Warren

Nose and ears, got it. Anything else?

Silas

Did you trim below the belt?

Bodie

Girls don’t want hairy balls in their mouths either!

Jesus fucking Christ.

Warren

I regret asking y’all.

Silas

Don’t forget to wrap it.

Warren

Please be joking.

Bodie

Safe sex is no joke! Unless you have a breeding kink, but even then, no glove no love.

Warren

Considering I’m the one who gave you the safe sex talk when you were fourteen, I’m well aware how to wear protection.

Silas

Do you? Hasn’t it been a while?

Bodie

Maybe give it a test run and make sure the equipment stillworks…

Warren

I’m blocking both your numbers.

Silas

It’s like riding a bike!

Bodie

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