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Silas

Oh come on. That’s never a good sign. If you’re gonna get stupid drunk, at least let me witness it.

Warren

Thanks for the support, asshat.

Silas

Kidding! But seriously…you can’t drink with your chickens again. That’s next level depression.

Warren

That was one time! Plus, I like my chickens more than most people.

Silas

Maybe we should explore why that is…

Warren

No, thanks, Dr. Matheisen.

Silas

I would make a badass therapist, wouldn’t I?!

I shake my head.

Warren

Actually, I need to restock my firewood pile. So I’ll probably do that instead.

Silas

Is that code for something?

Warren

No, it means I’m low on wood.

Silas

In the middle of May?

Warren

It gets chilly at night up in the mountains.

Which is true…I rarely turn on my furnace since I prefer the ambience of the fireplace.

Silas

Alright, well call me if you chop off your leg and need a ride to the ER or whatever.

Warren

How thoughtful.

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