Page 42 of Sin With Me

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Wilder

Yep. FML.

Delilah

Surely you’re a pro at that by now?

Wilder

Jerking off horses? Strangely, no. That’s beyond my personal experience.

Delilah

What a time to be alive…

She sends a laughing emoji with an eggplant, making me laugh with her.

Wilder

Also, Gramma Grace gave me one of her pot cookies. So I might be a smidge high.

The effects of the cookie have fully set in, but it wasn’t strong enough to do much besides make me super relaxed.

Delilah

HAHAHA that explains everyyyyything.

Wilder

She’s ready to kick Molly’s ass.

Delilah

She can get in line because Mattie was ready to knock her out.

Wilder

The only silver lining is knowing Wesley’s on suspension and probably driving his wife crazy.

Delilah

Maybe she’ll take one for the team and push him off their roof or something.

I bark out a laugh.

Wilder

Maybe she’ll have him put up Christmas lights and he’ll be Santa Claus’ed.

Delilah

Hahaha slip and vanish into thin air. Poof!

Wilder

I must be high because now I wanna watch that movie.

Delilah

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