She sends a devil emoji, and I snort.
Delilah
As a matter of fact, we did. Thanks for that, I guess?
Mattie
Consider it my wedding gift to the horny couple!
Happy*
Oh wait, horny is probably more accurate.
I bellow out a laugh because she's definitely right.
Delilah
And the wait was soooo worth it. That magic cross piercing gets an A+ from me. His tongue piercing does too, but the friction against the nerves feels so good.
Mattie
Okay calm down, you're turning me on over here, and I didn't charge my vibrator.
Delilah
Use your other one.
Mattie
Oh good idea...if only they had pierced dildos.
Delilah
New business idea...
Mattie
Or maybe I need to get out and meet someone. Too bad all the men in this town give me the ick.
Delilah
Maybe it's time to get out of Sugarland Creek and see what else is out there.
Mattie
Probably more men who'll give me the ick.
Delilah
Too bad all of Wilder's brothers are taken now.
Mattie
Story of my life.
A knock on the door makes me jump. It's only been thirty minutes since Wilder left, so I have no idea who could be here.
Quickly putting on my leggings and sweatshirt, I walk hesitantly to the front and see a woman through the window. She smiles when she notices me and holds up what looks like a picnic basket.