“I brought some ointment home. It’s in the kitchen. Just rub it on your skin and it should help in about twenty minutes.”
“What’s in it?” I ask reluctantly.
“It has CBD and some other stuff.” The hesitation in her voice makes me suspicious.
“Mother! Is it illegal?”
Her jaw drops. “Of course not! I might’ve bought it from a friend at work who has a patient that makes all-natural type stuff.”
Dad snorts, making me laugh because he calls bullshit too.
“Uh-huh, okay…” I muse.
“It’s for sore muscles, just try it.”
Once we’re done eating and Dad goes to bed, I decide to take a salt bath and check if I have any new responses.
This time I accept a few who gave sexual responses just to see how they react to my replies.
Not that I’m good at flirting because I know I’m not, but I promised Natalie I’d try, so here I am.
Devon: So you’re a cowgirl…that’s my favorite reverse position.
What even is that?
A quick Google search makes me immediately regret looking at the images tab.
Harlow: Is that because my ass would be right in your face?
Seriously, though, what an awkward way to sit on someone. How does one even move like that?
Devon: Spreading those ass cheeks while you ride me gives me the perfect view of your pretty little hole.
My eyes widen, and I blink hard because there’s no freaking way he said that.
Harlow: You look there?
Devon: Why wouldn’t I?
Harlow: Gross.
Devon: I assure you, it’s not. My tongue all up in there would have you coming in seconds.
His tongue?
Oh hell no.
Harlow: So back to being a cowgirl…do you ride horses?
Devon: I work on a cattle ranch, so yeah, we use them for roping and herding.
Harlow: Oh cool. Tell me more about that.
Or literally anything else that doesn’t involve my butt in his face.
While I wait for him to reply, I check back on my other messages.
Jayden: Besides riding, what else do you like to do?