Because I don’t want anyone else to see them!
Landen
Don’t worry, they’re in my private folder labeled SPANK BANK.
Magnolia
OMG, you’re disgusting! Delete them. Now.
Landen
You should wear it underneath your dress at my birthday party tomorrow night. Then you can let me see it in person instead ;-)
I groan, knowing the shit is going to taunt me with these until I threaten him with bodily harm.
Magnolia
Then I either get a dick pic or get to dick-kick you for being a creep.
Landen
Hell nah.
Magnolia
Fair is fair. You got tits and ass pics of me. So…send me a dick pic for insurance you’ll never show mine to anyone.
Landen
I wouldn’t do that, Mags.
Magnolia
It’s small, huh?
Landen
You’re such a brat. Go ask Thor for his instead. Oh, wait. You’re too chicken shit.
Magnolia
Asshole.
I take the final set to the register and have the woman ring me up with Noah’s. Once I’ve paid with Fisher’s card and grabbed the bag, I walk out to my Honda CR-V. Sadly, I had to trade in Big Red when I got the trailer so I could tow it from place to place. The trailer isn’t super large, but I needed something stable for the investment I put into building it.
Once I’m buckled in, I grab my phone and shoot a text to Fisher.
Magnolia
I’ve secured the goods. Let me know where you want to drop it off.
Fisher
I’ll stop by for coffee on Tuesday. Bring it then.
Magnolia
Aye aye, captain. Wanna see pics of me wearing the white Teddy?