“Wait a goddamn minute…” Noah finally chimes in, blinking between her brothers. “You share dick pics?”
Landen and Tripp both shrug.
“Why?” Noah asks.
“I had a manscape question, okay? Not all of us like to be completely bare, but I wasn’t sure how short to go.”
Noah gags, and I laugh at how pale her face is.
“Personally, I liked the third photo you sent. Neatly trimmed without taking away from the main attraction. Plus, the girl won’t get a pube rash from it being too scratchy, especially if she’s bare,” I tell Landen.
“See? Should’ve been askin’ Magnolia in the first place,” Tripp says.
“Well, pardon me for not wantin’ you to murder me for sendin’ her pics of my junk. Wasn’t aware that was an option.”
Tripp’s smile drops, and he narrows his eyes at him. “It’s not.Ever.”
Landen rolls his eyes, and Noah looks like she’s questioning a few life decisions.
“So wait. Rewind. Who’s Landen watchin’?” Noah asks.
Landen shakes his head at me, and I chuckle.
“He’s into voyeurism. You know, watchin’ people engage inactivities.”
Noah’s nose wrinkles. “Isn’t that just porn?”
I giggle. “In real life, babe. Or a cam website.”
Noah’s mouth falls open as she stares at Landen.
“Did you really have to call me out like that in front of my sister?” Landen sighs. “It’s bad enough you knew.”
“Where do you…watch?” Noah arches a brow, and her mouth twitches like she’s trying to hold back laughter.
“I’m not havin’ this conversation with you.” He shakes his head, walking toward the door to leave.
“Why the hell not? You can talk to Tripp but not me?” Noah asks, offended.
“Exactly.” His voice echoes in the hallway.
“Well, that was fun.” Noah folds her arms. “Except, you two share way too much with each other,” she tells Tripp.
“Oh, and you and Magnolia don’t?”
“We’re not related!” she defends. “Askin’ her to help me shave my lady bits ain’t weird when it’s your best friend.”
Tripp blinks, then looks at me. “What?”
I shrug. “She helped me, so I had to help her.”
“Yeah, you’re welcome,” Noah smarts off to Tripp.
He shakes his head. “You two have no boundaries with each other. It’s a little weird.”
“Says the guy who just admitted to sharin’ dick pics with his brother,” I say.
“That was against my will,” he defends. “I never sent one to him.”