Noah
You told her no? LOL
I hear her snicker from across the table.
Tripp
Yeah. I’m not letting her break up with me.
Noah
Gee, I wonder why she didn’t call you with that caveman behavior.
Tripp
She’s just scared and thinks that I wouldn’t still want her. But I’m not going anywhere.
Noah
As chivalrous as that is, you gotta give her some space to process this. Don’t go banging down her door and demanding she move in with you or something.
Tripp
Well, now that you gave me the idea...
Noah
Don’t you dare.
Tripp
She can’t stay with her parents. Do they even have room for her?
Noah
Not really. She slept on their couch last night.
Tripp
Absolutely the fuck not. I have a guest room she can use.
Noah
TRIPP! Do. Not. Overstep.
Tripp
You’re the one who gave me the idea, and it was a good one.
She sends me her infamous eye roll emoji.
Noah
Fine, whatever. We’re meeting at her apartment tomorrow afternoon. I’m gonna help her clean it up once the sheriff releases it. She’s gotta report anything missing to her rental insurance company.
Tripp
I’ll come, too. Then she can pack some bags and bring everything she needs to my place.