Well until I see Wilder and Waylon in the next five minutes, they’re my first two guesses.
I snort.
Waylon
Hey! I’ve been covering Tripp’s ass all day. Definitely wasn’t me.
Tripp
Yeah, appreciate you doing that.
Wilder
I’m not dumb enough to hit a grocery store in broad daylight.
Landen
Dumb enough to hit one at night though, huh?
Wilder
Well if I was gonna...yeah. The only thing I’d take is the fancy beer.
Waylon
What the hell is fancy beer? You bougie fucker.
Wilder
Oh it’s not bougie when you’re stealing it from my fridge?
Wilder
Wait, where the hell is Tripp? What’s Waylon covering you for anyway?
I roll my eyes at his comment and look at the beautiful girl next to me.
Tripp
None of your damn business.
Waylon
You didn’t even tell me. Where are you?
Tripp
You didn’t ask.
Waylon
Well I’m asking now!
Landen
Yeah, Tripp...what are you doing? Or should I be asking…who?
Motherfucker.