Page 48 of Full Tilt
Hellion
The only thing I’m holding is my nose when I climb into my car. I need you to pay for a full detail. The smell isn’t fading.
Me
The car is worth less than the cost of a full detail. How about I buy you a new one?
Hellion
I would rather never drive again.
Me
Tell me, have you ever expressed gratitude for anything in your life, or are you a bitch around the clock?
Hellion
I’m grateful to people who are worth my thanks.
Me
How was the curry?
Hellion
Fucking terrible. I gagged on the first mouthful.
Standing fully naked in front of my bathroom mirror, I open the Camera app and take a quick shot of me posing.
Me
*picture attached* It won’t be long before you’re gagging on something else.
Hellion
Never again. Ever.
Me
I somehow doubt that. You also said you’d never speak to me again, but here you are, texting me.
Hellion
Because my car stinks!
Me
That’s bullshit, and you know it.
If you want to come by later, we can fuck after I get back from practice.
Hellion
Find some other victim to torment and lose my number.
Me
I’ll see you around 7 p.m. then.
