I have a notification that someone has tagged me on one of Damien’s archives—hisStones of Ayor 3speedrun from the week before mine. The commenter asks if he’ll consider doing a speedrun of the fourth game after his one-month moratorium to avoid Spoilers, but has tagged me as well, saying we should do a face-off and challenge each other.
I dismiss it as a ridiculous idea, but an hour later another notification pops up—I’ve been tagged again on the same archive.
SconesOfAyor:I’m in if@OddlyAdoredis
Treagan
It’s a good thing you came along when you did. I don’t normally struggle with my spellcraft like that. I would have been a goner.
You
What was that spell supposed to be?
We all struggle from time to time, it’s no problem.
You could have seriously hurt someone!
That’s a nice staff. I think I’ll take it for myself. (Attack)
Treagan
It was supposed to be a simple transmogrification, turning igneous rocks into diamonds, but I miscalculated the relative densities, and space started folding in on itself.
You
And that’s how you ended up hanging upside down from a tree by your foot?
Turning rocks into diamonds? Sounds lucrative.
Wow, you must be really smart. I could use someone like you around.