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Um, the only ones I have saved are Hadley/Sammy fics

SconesOfAyor:

Hammy is my ship!

That’s not true

And I really hope no one calls it that

I want to stab my eyeballs out with chopsticks

SconesOfAyor:

How weirdly specific

Don’t ever inflict “Hammy” on anyone again

SconesOfAyor:

Well I obviously don’t have a problem with dude on dude fanfiction

At least the dude on dude part

I’m still iffy about the fanfiction part

Forget it

SconesOfAyor:

I’m kidding

Sort of

I’ll be honest I’m preparing myself to be scarred for life

What do you actually think fanfiction is?

SconesOfAyor:

I’m not really sure but I know I don’t want anything with the words alpha and omega in it

How do you even know what that is?

Never mind

I wouldn’t send you anything smutty fyi

In case you were worried

SconesOfAyor:

Worried? No

Hopeful? Maybe

I’m not going to send youporn

SconesOfAyor:

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