Page 56 of Sincerely, Pack Pucked

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Work is boringgggg, is your day going any better?

Devin

Really? You can’t focus on work for a few hours?

Saint

Shoot, I thought I was texting Mable, not the group chat!

Percy

Maybe you’ve been hit in the head with a hockey puck one too many times.

Mable

Is that actually a concern? How dangerous is your job?

Jasper

Don’t worry, Maple girl, we all wear helmets like good, responsible boys.

Jasper

Well, head helmets, at least. We now know that Percy and Saint aren’t that good at using protection. Not that I’m complaining—I am so excited—but still, I’m going to judge them. Mainly because, if the tables were turned, they would never let me hear the end of it.

I stared at my phone screen for a moment; the lecture on the life cycle of grass was hardly captivating to begin with, so I was easily distracted. I knew that the guys had active social lives. It was easy enough to assume that they had had plenty of sex during their time living near a university campus… But what if they didn’t use protection? Like they didn’t use it with me?

Maple

Do I need to get tested?

Saint

No! Until you, we all had a very strict no glove, no love policy.

Jasper

Also, we get tested pretty regularly for work. They make us do physical checkups every three months, and unfortunately, getting our dicks swabbed is part of it.

Maple

That’s quite the mental image.

Jasper

We could always play doctor and nurse.

Percy

Jasper!

Saint

Down boy… but also, good idea.

Mable

You know what, I need to get back to focusing on class. I will talk to you guys later.

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