Page 30 of Sincerely, Pack Pucked
J
Hey, pretty girl! You’ve been quiet today, is everything okay?
Maple
I may have accidentally napped most of the day away…
J
I’m jealous, I had meetings. They were super boring and they didn’t even provide snacks.
Maple
How rude!
A picture filled my screen of someone in bed. He was in a very similar position as me, lying on his back, the view from his waist down.
J
I have snacks all the way over there, and I don’t want to move.
Naturally, my eyes were drawn to the bulge in his gray sweatpants. There was definitely a considerable mass there… had he meant to share that?
Maybe I was thinking too much about it. He was simply showing me where his snacks were.
Maple
Those snacks are too far away. I’m not sure how you’re going to survive.
J
I’m probably going to waste away here.
Maple
Where are your pack mates?
J
They have abandoned me.
Maple
Explain?
J
They’re out getting fried chicken.
Maple
Are they at least bringing some back for you?
J
Of course they are, but they won’t be back for ages. I’m going to wither away to nothing before then.
Maple
