I’ll kill him. Tell me now, Maple.
Maple
Oh no! Bad signal, got to gooooooo
Maple
Water your plants.
D
Brat.
The interaction should have angered me, or at the very least irritated me. But as I put my phone down, I couldn’t keep the shit-eating grin off my face.
Chapter 7
Mable
Ten weeks later
Maple
We are all in agreement, right? Doctors are evil?
D
Why are you at the doctor’s? Please don’t tell me you fell down the stairs again. I swear you need a keeper.
Maple
No one is up to that job.
J
Are you okay???
Maple
I’m fine! Well, I’m pretty sure I am. I’ve been feeling a little lightheaded, so I’m probably deficient in some vitamin and need to go get a blood test. It’s probably the stress of exams.
D
You eat like a toddler that has no self-restraint. Of course you’re deficient in vitamins.
Maple
I occasionally eat a salad.
D
Not good enough.
Maple
I even drank a smoothie the other day!
J