Luke
 
 I’m removing myself from this chat.
 
 **Luke has left the chat.**
 
 **Hadley has added Luke to the chat.**
 
 Luke
 
 You fucking suck.
 
 Hadley
 
 Love you, Lukey.
 
 Ryleigh
 
 We want details later, Holls.
 
 Luke
 
 We don’t all want them. For the love of all your Christmas crazy, please, sweet baby Santa, do not give me details about you and my quarterback. That man spends all season with his hands under my junk.
 
 Hadley
 
 OMG. That’s fucking hilarious.
 
 Luke
 
 I fucking hate you some days Hades.
 
 Hadley
 
 No you don’t.
 
 Briggs
 
 Dude... This is the best text thread I’ve ever woken up to.
 
 If anyone wants my opinion, I say get it while the gettins good, Holls.
 
 Ryleigh
 
 What?
 
 Briggs
 
 You know. . . Hit it and quit it.
 
 Rainey
 
 What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
 Briggs
 
 You’re not the first person to ask me that today.
 
 Holly