I’d ask if you were pregnant…
You’re not, are you?
Is one of them there now? Beside you?
Are you the cheese in the ham and turkey sandwich yet?
The cheese in between the many layers of lasagna?
Me
*middle finger emoji** I’d actually have to have time to fuck to achieve that. I blame you and the sushi.
And no. I’m still a single Pringle with no dick on the horizon.
Now stfu…
Rocco
Do you need anything, Doll? Christian is making his famous chicken noodle soup right now… *wink*
Me
Consider me interested…
Rocco
Figured. He says…feel better, babe. I’ll be there soon, then. Please don’t go into the light…it’s not your time yet.
Me
Sometimes I wonder why you’re my other bestie…
Rocco
Because I bring you soup and quick wit…
Me
And poisonous sushi…
Rocco
Debatable. Just make sure your baby daddies don’t murder me. I like my life, and that mullet one at dinner wanted to pin my dick to the wall. Not in a fun way, either.
I snort, rolling my eyes.
Me
They’ll behave… They’re at home anyway.
Rocco
Like you can control four dickish rock stars…
Me
Stfu…and bring me soup.