Page 32 of Charmed, I'm Sure

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He almost kissed me.

Meredith

WHAT?!?!?!

Madison

WHAT?!

Magnolia

Oh, shit. I think he’s finishing up with the realtor.

Madison

Magnolia Bellevue, don’t you dare drop that bomb and thenghost us!

Taking a deep breath, I glanced back at the door to ensure he wasn’t near and hit the little red voice record button.

Magnolia

“Okay, I’m sending this in a voice message because it’s faster. We were looking at a house, and I was fawning over the kitchen—as one does when house hunting. The next thing I know, he’s got me caged against the counter, and his lips are a hair’s breadth from mine. I don’t know what to do! He said he’s taking me to dinner when we finish up here. Do I go? Do I chicken out? HELP!”

Madison

Yeaaaah, remember when I said you were screwed?

Magnolia

Shut up.

Madison

Rude.

Magnolia

Not helpful.

Madison

But I told you so.

Now go have dinner, and don’t text us again unless you need an out. I expect a full recap when you get back home.

Meredith

Sissy, if you don’t go to dinner with that fine piece of ass, I will never speak to you again.

Kidding… kind of. *winking smiley face emoji*

Magnolia

Y’all are the worst.

Meredith

You love us.

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