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“Little minnow,” it hisses. “Merriah.”

I reach for the voice, but I lack the energy.

And death pulls me in the other direction.

Chapter Twenty

The second I leave the tavern, I feel like I can breathe again.

To confirm my suspicions, I inhale a big belly breath of polluted New York air and exhale slowly.

And you know what?

I have no idea what the fuck to do right now.

Me, Joonie, lover of plans. Flying by the seat of my perfectly tailored pants.

Do I message the Salty Girls? Give them the lowdown?

The idea of explaining to them that I went on this entire convoluted, semi-stalkerish (though admittedly epic) quest only to experience such an anticlimactic, lackluster finale is…unappealing at best. But now that I know them, I bet they’ll just laugh it off and tease me. Demand details and the next chapter of the fic I haven’t updated since Miranda Sings made that terrible apology song video.

And I have to get to Nico. To talk to him.

Maybe even tell him how I feel.

Admitting that I’ve been wrong is possibly my least favorite thing on the planet (after the cheating trope), but if I can get him to hear me out, I’ll do it. I’ll tell him that I shouldn’t have been so laser-focused on my checklist that I grew blind to what was unfolding in front of me.

Any good writer knows that even plotters get pantsed by their own characters sometimes.

Nico left in such a hurry this morning that we didn’t even discuss how to get in touch again. I have no idea if he’s obtained a burner phone or when he’s planning on taking a train back home or if he’s renting a car or a horse or a unicycle or what. The next time I see him could be at Sunday dinner.

In fifty years.

But he’s probably withher. The girl who wasn’t too stupid to dismiss Nico as a love interest. I don’t even know her last name. It feels so beneath me to be this jealous of a stranger, and yet…

There’s only one person I can call for help.

But I havea lotof explaining to do. And zero clue where to start.

I exhale, take out my dying burner phone, and do a bit of Googling. A number pops up, and before I can talk myself out of it, I dial.

The phone rings twice before somebody answers.

“Kabobs ’n’ Bits, Mystic’s number-one hub for Middle Eastern cuisine—thisshishis bananas.”

Something in my chest cracks open in relief. “Tey?”

“Joonie?!”

My brother doesn’t sound as happy to hear my voice as I am to hear his. He sounds, like, mega-pissed.

“Where the hell have you been? Did you turn off your location? I don’t recognize this number. Whose phone are you using? Why are you calling me at the shop?”

“Well…”

“I thought you were dead. Are you dead?” I can practically feel the spit flying from his mouth on the other end of the line. “You better be dead, because if you’re not, I’m going to murder you.”

I pause for a second.