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Heart-to-Heart
Date: February17
Any woman who can carry a sword like that is the woman for me. Is that your most recent Halloween costume? I like cosplay too. I go extra on cosplay. I mean, if you’re not going to go all the way with the costume, you shouldn't even try, right? But yours is epic. What a mood! I can create an awesome Aradon, if you want to be a pair. Where do you live? Is your sword real?
Tony
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Heart-to-Heart
Date: February18
Tony,
I had to look up what the wordcosplaymeans. That alone should tell you something about our compatibility.
Izzy
PS: A real sword is the only kind worth having. And I have no idea whoAradonis.
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Heart-to-Heart
Date: February18
I like your bio but am concerned about your profile photo. Do you support the use of weapons to solve conflicts?
Paul
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Heart-to-Heart
Date: February18
Paul,
Do well-honed words and a solid arsenal of glares count?
Izzy
From: Izzy Edgewood
To: Josephine Martin
Date: February19
Subject: I weep for your children
Josie,
What have you done to me?!? The only benefit of this online dating community is that I can think about my responses before I type them so I can say exactly what I want.
Otherwise, it’s torture. What will your children think about this story when I tell it to them one day? They’ll be horrified at the antics of their mother.
