Page 23 of Authentically, Izzy
Luke,
I see. You wanted me to confess things on paper. Aren’t you smart? I hate you.
Izzy
From: Penelope Edgewood
To: Izzy Edgewood, Luke Edgewood
Date: March11
Subject: Re: I know everything
Why are we always so surprised when God gives us something we’ve been praying for? It’s like we don’t believe He’s actually listening.
Penelope
From: Luke Edgewood
To: Izzy Edgewood, Penelope Edgewood
Date: March12
Subject: Re: I know everything
I think that’s the wisest thing Penelope has ever said. I’m glad we have it in writing.
Luke
From: Penelope Edgewood
To: Izzy Edgewood, Luke Edgewood
Date: March12
Subject: Re: I know everything
Luke,
I say a great deal of wise things, but you are not at my college to hear them.
PS: I would like to take issue with the subject line that “Luke knows everything.” For one, he was no good at choosing Christmas presents for his youngest sister. That color of yellow looks atrocious on redheads. And I’d never wear a feathered stole, except that one time when I had to stand in for MissHannigan inAnnie.
From: Luke Edgewood
To: Izzy Edgewood, Penelope Edgewood
Date: March12
Subject: It’s a hard-knock life for you
Luke
From: Josephine Martin
To: Izzy Edgewood
Date: March12
