Me
What?
Cash
Dad kept us quiet. Ridge said it seemed like you hadn’t seen it, and Dad wanted to keep it that way as long as possible.
Me
Why?
Merc
So you could stay focused.
Me
I’m always focused.
Myles
What is it like to have a bunch of girls screaming your name?
Me
Are you asking because your career sucks and you want to live vicariously through your big brother?
Pres
OH DAMN.
Myles
That’s it. I’m taking Pres to the Oscars.
Pres
Hell yeah, bitches.
Cash
You guys are fucking children. Speaking of, I’ve got to go pick up my actual child from Nikki’s.
Myles
Say hi to the Wicked Witch of the West for us!
Pres
It’s the East, Myles! Get it right!
Merc
I thought we were calling her Maleficent now?
Pres
We were, but then I watched that movie with Angelina Jolie and decided Maleficent might be one of those misunderstood villains. And Nikki definitely IS NOT. So back to the Wicked Witch of the EAST it is.