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Myles
Well, at least we know all those hours staring at himself at the gym paid off.
Me
You know, I don’t need to take this abuse. And at least one of us is famous…
Myles
Oh damn. I think that dig was directed at me.
Merc
It totally was.
Pres
I’d be offended for you, Myles, but so far your acting career hasn’t done shit for me. So I’m having a hard time feeling sympathy.
Cash
If I have to see this video pop up on my feed one more time…
Me
Do you think I control the internet now, Cash? Also, since when do you scroll social media?
Cash
I’m not seventy fucking years old. I may be the oldest, but I’m not geriatric. Even I doomscroll from time to time. Also, I work in the industry. I have to stay relevant.
Me
Really doubt pencil pushers need to stay up on the music trends…
Pres
Don’t ever say doomscroll again.
Myles
Agreed.
Pres
And if you say you’re on the apps, I will throw myself off a cliff.
Cash
FML.
Me
Wait, how are you guys just now finding out about the video? It’s been out for days.
Merc
We know. We saw it.
