Page 29 of Loud Hot Roomie
For the next several moments, I’m distracted as she contorts me into a pretzel. My yells of pain do nothing to deter her. Finally, she gives me a moment to catch my breath. Only because she’s seconds from puking. She rolls her chair over to the trashcan and spits in it.
“Does this mean we get to be done early?” I sit up on my elbows to watch her.
She gags but nothing comes up. Her head shakes and she holds up a finger, motioning for me to sit tight for a minute. My phone buzzes and I take the opportunity to check it while she’s distracted.
Rhett: Coming by later to meet this guy.
Me: I think we’re a thing now.
Rhett: Really?? You two fucked?
Me: He gave me head and it was amazing.
Rhett: Now I really gotta meet him.
Me: You just want to come over and cockblock me.
Rhett: That’s what best friends are for. I want to make sure he passes the test.
Me: Test?
Rhett: The Good Enough for My Best Friend test. If he fails, I’m not going to be quiet about it.
Casey rolls her chair back over to me, some color returning to her face. “Sorry about that.”
“Are you pregnant?” I blurt out, jokingly.
Her eyes widen in horror. “N-No. I can’t be. My baby is only a few months old—”
“You do know how babies are made, right?”
“Funny,” she deadpans. “I’m not pregnant. I can’t be. It’s too soon.”
“Whatever you say.”
The fear of my words must give her just the boost of energy she needs, because she spends the rest of my visit making me want to cry. By the end of it, I’m exhausted and crabby.
“Are you okay, Riko?” Casey asks as I rise to my feet.
“You literally tried to kill me. No.”
She rolls her eyes. “Not about that. In general. With life. You’re different. Is it the new roommate?”
A stupid grin tugs at my lips. “I’m going to marry him.”
I’m joking. Mostly. I think.
“Is that so, huh?” Her eyes twinkle now that she’s feeling better.
“He’s perfect husband material. I swear, he does and says the sweetest shit. Maybe you should pinch me to make sure I’m not dreaming.”
“I love that for you,” she says, nodding. “But I thought you were being careful.”
“I am!” I snort out a laugh. “It’s him we forgot to warn.Hekissedme.” And then sucked my dick.
“Wow, so the man knows what he wants and that’s you.”
“He calls me hubby.”
