Page 491 of Chaos has a Name
Chris laughed.
“Well, only if we’re going to take turns molesting our woman,” he said. “I do love a good‘tie Lyzee down and make her scream’kind of a deal.”
She snorted.
Once more, her son cringed and purposely moved as far from them as possible.
He was going to need therapy after hearing all of this.
She continued.
“I was thinking white bikini, no tan lines on my chest, and a beach where I can lay there in just Himeros’ Collar and the littlest bikini bottoms known to man. You know the kind that showEVERYTHING.”
Well, now, both men had erections picturing it.
“I’m in. Where?” he asked. “I’ll kill Tony later. I’ll be calm by then, and I’ll likely forget to strangle him,” he admitted.
She had randomly picked a place.
“Barbados. You, me, and Callen, buck naked and breaking all kinds of laws. I meanALLkinds of laws. We’ll take minimum security, and find a nice hotel…”
Chris stopped her.
“We own a business home there,” he said. “It’s right on the beach, and no one uses it anymore since Janet is over the idea of being tan and is in her Morticia Addams phase of witchcraft.”
She wasn’t shocked.
“There’s a deck patio over a pool where we can fuck for hours, andNO ONEis getting sand in bad places, or seeing it.”
Callen was in.
“Perfect. Bring the kink, Doctor. We’re going to have one hell of a time playing Jackson James and Sir. She’s spending hours on her knees.”
If he thought that was a deterrent for her, it wasn’t. In fact, sign her up.
“Good. You get a sex slave for two days. Make it count, and I meanTHATkind of sex slave.”
Oh, hot damn.
Unfortunately, Takoda could still hear them, and gagged.
“Seriously. What the hell, parental units? Why am I being tortured with all this extra knowledge I didn’t ask for?” he asked. “Oh, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.”
Callen laughed.
“Oh, Son, you have no idea. I have no shame. Learn that about me. Your mother in a bikini is the highlight of my whole life.”
Elizabeth snorted.
It wasn’t like he was lying.
“Go kill Tony, Christopher. I’m going to figure out where this killer found chloroform. Thanks for the heads-up, my love. Call me if you get anything else. Oh, and remember, if Tony disappears, you have to do paperwork,” she said, ignoring Takoda.
He laughed.
Oh, he’d been bitchy, but two days in Barbados with Elizabeth and Callen?
He’d get over it.
