What? No! He wasn’t mad at me. He was livid with Daniel.
Anna
And stop with all the dickpunching. Nobody is getting near my husband’s dick but me.
Skyla
Yes! Those are the spicy details we want. Tell us what you’re doing with your husband’s dick!
Jasmine
For the love of Dolly Parton, do not talk to us about your husband’s dick.
Anna
Absolutely not.
Penny
No thank you!
Skyla
Party poopers.
I shake my head at my friend’s silliness. God, I miss them so much. One big trip and a handful of get-togethers throughout the year is just not enough time with these ladies.
Penny
So, is there anything he can do to help you stop him? Did the two of you talk about solutions?
Anna
Well, Cam told us that we could press charges, but that Daniel is likely to blow things up and cause a scene. So now we’re looking for strategies that won’t have everything blowing up in my face.
Skyla
Is Cam the grumpy, tatted Daddy? Or is he the Clark Kent looking one?
I smirk at the description she gives Keaton’s brothers. She’s not wrong.
Anna
Clark Kent
Skyla
Ooo, smart and sexy! Hook a girl up!!
Jasmine
For crying out loud, Sky. Can’t you keep it in your pants?
Skyla
Ugh, that’s the only place it’s been. I’m in a dry spell because I’m cute, but chubby and nobody wants to love me. So, leave me alone and let me daydream about Superman.
I’m once again shaking my head at my friend when Keaton walks by my desk. “What’s so funny?”