Me: Hey Nico. Any problems since the statement was released?
Nico: Hi gorgeous. No, everything is pretty chill. I’ve had a few photographers stalking me and some “fans” volunteering to fill the spot of my girlfriend, but I let them know my girl is safely by my side. Right?
Me: I’m glad that it all is coming to rest. How’s Nick?
Nico: He’s fine. No fallout with him and Scottie, no additional digging. Your statement really covered it all and I think, for the most part, people have moved on. Have you? Are we okay?
Me: Let me know if you need help with anything else.
Nico: Baby, I miss you. Pleaseforgive me.
Me: Thank you for the beautiful necklace. I wish you wouldn’t have spent money on me. It wasn’t necessary. Especially since we aren’t together.
Nico: It was necessary. You deserve spoiling and I’m happy to do it. And you can’t say we aren’t together if we’ve never broken up. We’re simply on a break.
Me: Okay Ross. Whatever you say.
Nico: Who’s Ross? Do I need to kick his ass? Did he touch you? I swear to god Valentina, I’ll pull his fingernails out with pliers, slowly and painfully.
Me: It’s from a show. Don’t worry your crazy little head. Thanks, again. Good luck on Sunday. Are you guys in the playoffs?
Nico: Aaaa. Looks like someone’s been watching. Yeah, we’ve secured number one seed. I wish you would come Sunday. Monty and Killeen have asked for you.
Me: I know. Monty has bombarded me with calls. He said now that you’ve healed, you’re needing your “lucky charm”.
Nico: He’s right. Those touchdowns just don’t feel the same without you watching.
Me: I’m watching.
Nico: I knew it!! Just get it over with and tell me you love me already. This game is just silly, Valentina San Ramón.
Me: I need to think.
Nico: With the amount of “thinking” you’ve been doing over the last couple weeks, you should be a ranking member in MENSA.
Me: You’ve got jokes, kid.
Nico: And you’ve got my heart in your hands.
Nico: VAL!! The gift! This is the best thing I’ve ever received. I wish I could hug and kiss you right now.
Me: I’m so glad you like it. It took a little bit of searching, but the equipment manager was able to find your first official game day jersey.
Nico: It’s amazing. Mom and Dad are wowed. Mom cried…as usual. They miss you. Want to come say hello?
Me: I’m in Cali and won’t be back for two more days.
Nico: Right. I forgot.
Nico: > Found the perfect spot for it.
Me: That’s a mighty big picture. Maybe you should just highlight the jersey and get rid of the pic.
Nico: Never. I’d get rid of the jersey first. Your pictures will hang on my walls and live in my mind forever.
Me: Merry Christmas Nico.
Nico: Merry Christmas mi Reina. I love you.