Page 94 of Severed Heart
Spoke too soon, but now that I know how ticklish you are, you are screwed.
General Half-Pint: non no screw me
Don’t I know it.
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I didn’t mean it like that.
General Half-Pint: I knw imbeciel was joke No tickl me if come to house asshole e
You secretly like my tickling, so you’re the lying asshole, but all right, no tickling tonight. This asshole is on his way.
General Half-Pint: K make wink face texte to mee
How about I wink in person?
General Half-Pint: maybe hurr up
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General Half-Pint: Hve bad day soder is snow
I just ran in it, but it’s late. I didn’t know if you were up. I can come over. We can watch a Star Wars DVD.
General Half-Pint: I am not cry tonght solder wan t to try to face snow alone I stroger now
You are stronger, much stronger, but that doesn’t mean you have to face the snow alone. Let me be there for you. Maybe you can tell me why you hate it so much.
General Half-Pint: Non merci, non tnight do not want tell tired of cry in bath strongre
Okay, no crying or baths tonight, and we don’t have to talk about it, but you can stop texting.
General Half-Pint: you don t wan text me is to much tired soder questn mar
No, not because I’m tired, but because I’m jumping over the fence. ;)
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General Half-Pint: thikin non bad day but mad day mad faec ;/
Thinking about what things? Why are you mad, baby?
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Thinking about what things? Why are you mad?
General Half-Pint: I hate job thin boss tr y fuck me
Your boss is trying to fuck you?
General Half-Pint: he say imbcile things digusgtng
Give me his address. I’ll fix the problem with your disgusting imbecile of a fucking boss really fucking quick.
General Half-Pint: Not funn y ha hah
Well, I’m not fucking laughing, Delphine. We will be talking about this face-to-face.
