Page 145 of The Substitute
I smile at him and lift my beer, hoping the mask is strong enough to hold. “You know how it is.”
“And you’re not sharing with the boys?”
“Nah, I like to keep that shit to myself.” I wink at him and reply to Tobi. Just act normal, and no one will know anything.
Ambrose: I’m not. Fuck that’s sexy. I’ll be using it later.
God damn, it’s going to be a long night with a hard-on. These pants do nothing to hide it either. I can’t ever leave this table.
Tobi: Or you could use me now…
The world freezes around me, and I swear I don’t breathe or blink for a full thirty seconds.
“Well, I’m out, boys.”
Ambrose: Don’t fucking move.
“What the fuck? You’re leaving? It’s early still.” Osha holds his hands up like he’s offended.
“Yeah, I got a better offer.” I shrug at him, but it’s fucking smug.
“Oh, so you’re going to get laid,” Lancelot chimes in.
“Yup.” I finish my beer and slide off my chair, not really giving a shit if they can all see I’m hard as fuck.
Osha slaps my shoulder as I pass him. “Yeah, that’s fair.”
It doesn’t take long for me to make it across campus, though I have to force myself not to run. I want to send a picture back to Tobi, so I find some street lamps and manage to get a damn good picture of my cock outlined in my pants.
Ambrose: I don’t think I’ve ever been this hard.
Tobi: Sounds like a personal problem.
Ambrose: It’s about to be a very personal problem for you.
Tobi: so tired though. You better hurry.
Ambrose: Don’t worry, I’ll wake you up for this.
Tobi: I’m kind of a cunt when I’m tired, do not recommend.
Ambrose: I’m willing to risk it.
Ambrose: I can see our building, you had better be ass up when I get there.
Speed-walking to the dorms, I hold the electronic key to the keypad, and the fucking thing beeps and turns red.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
So I do it again, and the same fucking thing happens.
Goddammit.
I stare at the plastic box of a cockblock and swear on a god I don’t believe in to get inside before attempting it a third time. Holding my breath, I hold the key to the scanner and wait.
Beep.
Red.
