“Sorry about all the baggage, Sergey. I’m terrible at making clothing decisions.”
He glances at me in the rearview mirror and shrugs. “You’re a woman.”
I decide not to be insulted by the overt sexism and smile at him instead. “You noticed! Was it my boobs that gave it away?”
His gaze drops briefly to my chest. Then he meets my eyes again. “Yes.”
He puts the car into Drive and pulls off, ending the conversation.
Big-dick energy, zero sense of humor. Next.
We drive through the city as I ooh and ahh at all the bright lights and big buildings. Beside me on the seat, Mojo snores. We take a turn into the garage of a skyscraper and drive down a twist of empty floors until stopping next to a bank of elevators.
In front of the elevators stand a phalanx of burly dudes in black suits, glaring at the car like it’s about to explode.
Ah, Russian gangsters. Such a trusting group of fellows. I just want to pinch their cute rosy cheeks.
I wait for Sergey to open my door for me before exiting, because there’s nothing better than making a regal entrance in front of a captive audience.
Especially when that audience is a bunch of strong, dangerous men.
I have a feeling this trip to New York is going to beepic.
Smiling, I step out of the car. I wonder if sending the army of gangsters a beauty queen wave would be too much.
Probably. These guys don’t look like they’d get the joke.
But suddenly they’re not looking at me. Their attention has been caught by the other car pulling up behind us.
It’s a big black SUV with blacked-out windows, and it might as well have a neon sign on the roof screaming, “You’re all going to die!” for the reaction it gets from the Russians.
In a coordinated move that would make any military general proud, all of them reach into their coats, pull out weapons, and point them at the windshield of the SUV. One of the men starts bellowing something in Russian like a crazy person.
Then, when five more SUVs screech to a stop behind the firstone, the shouting guy completely loses his shit. He drops to a knee and starts firing.
Oh boy. This doesn’t look good.
I should’ve brought that .357 I stole from Stavros. It figures that’s the only thing I didn’t pack.
I dive back into the Bentley, almost crushing Mojo as I land on top of him on the back seat. He squirms out from underneath me and huddles on the floor. Gunfire erupts all around us, echoing painfully loud against the cement walls and ceiling of the parking garage.
I lie on the seat with my ears covered and my knees pulled up to my chest, just waiting until everyone runs out of ammo and whoever’s left alive will commence the hand-to-hand combat phase until they all kill each other that way.
I’ll sneak away then. Once these guys start throwing punches, they don’t notice anything else.
When I was in the Mediterranean with Stavros and his crew, fights would break out all the time. I could’ve strutted around naked for all they’d notice. They’re like pit bulls once they get going.
My plan is shot when someone grabs my shoulders and drags me out of the car.
I land on my back with a thud that knocks all my breath out of me. My head cracks sharply against the cement.
Before I can recover, I’m picked up and shoved into the back seat of one of the SUVs, so hard I fly all the way across the seat to the opposite side of the car. My head hits the window with an alarming crackling splat, like a hard-boiled egg thrown against a wall.
I see stars.
The world slips sideways.
Guns are still firing.