Sir:
But you’d like it if I told you that you’re my perfect set of holes, existing only for me to use?
Pet:
….
Yes.
Sir:
Talk soon, pet.
Sir:
Do you have time now to text? I don’t want you to be distracted for this conversation.
Pet:
*eyeroll*
Yes, Dad, you have my full attention.
Sir:
We can negotiate if you’d like to call me Daddy, pet.
That’s a good segue into what I’d like to discuss.
Our hard limits are well defined by the club questionnaire, but I think some of your ‘interested to try’ selections need to be fleshed out.
Pet:
This still seems like overkill.
You just want to be creepy and text me.
Sir:
In that case, since you’re “highly interested” in roleplay, maybe the next time we’re together, I’ll be a dragon shifter who needs a human host to incubate my eggs and continue my line. I’ll bring the eggs.
Pet:
What the fuck, dude? No.
Sir:
Now you see why I encourage communication.
Pet:
Ugh, fine. Which do you want to discuss?
Sir:
I’ll send them as I think of them. Good night, pet.
Sir: