Margot:
????
Jack:
This guy. Blond. Tall. Skinny like a string bean.
Margot:
You used to call me string bean. Was that an insult??
Jack:
Don’t play dumb and try to deflect, Margot. Who is this asshole?
Margot:
I’ve hugged a lot of guys in my time, Jack. I didn’t post anyone. He must have tagged me. Sometimes I forget how old you are and that you don’t understand how Instagram works.
Jack:
That’s twice now you’ve just gone off to party with people I don’t know, Princess. It’s like you want to piss me off.
Margot:
Maybe I do.
Maybe I was told bad girls get spankies. And maybe I want spankies, Jack.
Jack:
Jesus Christ, Margot. When are you coming back to NYC?
I had meetings in the city today, and I had hoped to see you.
Margot:
:( If you had told me, I wouldn’t have come to Miami.
Jack:
This is why you should stay where I know where you are at all times, Princess. Then I can make sure to come see you at the right time.
Margot:
But one good thing did come out of this trip. Look at how nice my tan is in my new bikini!
Jack:
I’m going to spank your ass raw for letting anyone else see you like that, baby girl.
Margot:
Anyone *else* huh? ;)
Jack:
Anyone*