Not that he would ever tell that to a therapist, despite being pretty sure it was what they were for. Who knew what kind of clauses they had for a patient planning to turn the vampire giving him weird wet dreams over to the pharmaceutical company who probably killed his mother. Maybe they would applaud him. One less home-invading assaulter out there, terrorizing society.
One less Vincent Barnes sneaking into Wesley’s bedroom.
5
LordOfTheWin
Dude the vampire was REAL call me asap.
KendallCanoodles
Did you just wake up?
LordOfTheWin
I told you a vampire has literally been biting me at night and you want to know about my circadian rhythm?
KendallCanoodles
I’m trying to decide where to put you on my revised friends list.
Somewhere between a friend who’d tell me a vamp was sucking him right after it happened and a friend who’d wait to tell me a vamp was sucking him until the next afternoon?
Also I know that if anything bad had happened your text would’ve had an entirely different tone.
LordOfTheWin
Alright yes, I went to sleep but I knew if I messaged last night you’d be in a state of sheer unadulterated anticipation for the entire day until I woke up.
I am a very good friend thank you so much.
Also, for the record, “a vamp was sucking him” could be interpreted exactly the wrong way.
KendallCanoodles
Or exactly the right way ;)
KendallCanoodles
But yeah okay I forgive you. Leaving the office at 330 today, call me then.
KendallCanoodles
I demand the juiciest sucking details ;))))
KendallCanoodles
And I mean all the sucking ;)))))))))
5
“Wait, I lost track,” Kendall said, her voice a little choppy from her hands-free system. “Is this vampire helping you with the pharma job or with your lack of a partner?”
Wes snorted, shoving his own cell on speaker as he booted up his console. “Were you even listening?”
“Oh, I was listening. That’s the problem.”
“Fuck you, sincerely.”
