Page 31 of How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
Still, he stared at Vincent’s final message for longer than he should have before flipping over to his DMs with Kendall.
LordOfTheWin
I’m an ass and you were right. Of course I couldn’t go through with it. Sorry I hung up on you. You’re a good friend and you deserve better. I owe you like a hundred bucks now I think, and my Thursday evening is yours.
KendallCanoodles
To be fair, I was 98% sure you’d see the company’s front gates and realize you were the world’s hugest morally gray idiot. But you still suck and you’d better not do that again, or else I’ll fly down there for one hell of an intervention.
There will be round kicks.
LordOfTheWin
If there’s a next time, you have permission to round kick my ass to the moon.
But hopefully there won’t be a next time for any of this.
Also you’re half right, I backed out at the freeway exit. Didn’t even get to the gate.
Also(x2) I’m so sorry, I’m a shit, please forgive me.
KendallCanoodles
Play capture the flag mode with me and maybe I’ll consider it.
LordOfTheWin
No wait I take back everything nice I ever said to you.
Jk, 4pm good?
You are a blessing and I adore you btw.
I know you’ve been dealing with all my shit lately but I swear I’ll fly up there and serve you on hands and knees if you want.
KendallCanoodles
Not the kind of kinky I’m personally into but you do you, fam ;)
Though if you help me by picking up a custom cosplay staff I want to order for Leoni’s birthday, that would be incredible. Apparently there’s a metal worker in San Salud who makes all kinds of incredible shit like it, but you have to actually show up at his house to examine and collect the thing because he’s weird about mailing and doesn’t do returns.
LordOfTheWin
Done deal.
KendallCanoodles
Hope he’s not a serial killer, just saying.
Oh and can we make gaming 7pm instead? I have a late meeting and I’ll be starved after.
LordOfTheWin
Corporate sellout
KendallCanoodles
Jobless prankster
