Jaymie:
she’s real. she’s amazing. she lives in my building, 2 floors under me to be exact.
she’s the new AT.
I amSPIRALING GUYS
I tried bribing her to come over with Mom's lasagna but she hit me with the 'rain check'
Connor
bro?
that's asking to play with fire
Logan
You should talk to Ava
Jaymie
YES. okay? But like. She’s funny. and hot. Very hot!! Literal FIRE!
Darren
so just a normal wednesday
Jaymie
I need date ideas. something good. something original. she’s not the “grab a beer and watch sports” type. she’s like... snowboarding in Vermont and reads books without covers. she has taste.
I DON'T HAVE TASTE OR CULTURE
Logan
you cameto the wrong people for 'taste'
Connor
take her to a cooking class.
you suck at cooking. instant humility. bam. romantic.
Logan
there’s that rooftop garden dinner thing Ava mentioned last week. kinda bougie. probably her vibe.
Darren:
ax throwing.
alpha move.
balance it out.
Jaymie
so I should woo her with bread baking, urban gardening, or violent weaponry.