Page 82 of Things I Overshared
Knew it. Though I mean, #duh.
So. Hot British model that you go to musicals with, that is NOT your girlfriend?
Correct.
So, she’s in love with you then.
No.
I’ll bet you one million dollars she is.
You don’t have one million dollars.
How do you know? I have a hefty savings!
Not that hefty.
Okay, one thousand dollars.
No bet.
Because I’m right!
I don’t gamble with money.
Name another prize then.
Too difficult to quantify the results.
If you texted her right now and said “Hey, babe, do you want to go on a real date sometime, together, as a couple?” what would she say?
. . .
. . . . . . !!!
Damn.
You can Venmo me my one grand at your convenience.
We never shook on it.
[Eye roll emoji]
Personal question time
These are all personal questions
What did you mean you’re the disappointment of your family?
[Link: Clark Industries]
I am making my way through my nighttime routine by the time he shares the link, positively giddy to be chatting with him so long.Thank you, Trina!I tap on the article.
Me: WAIT.
CLARK
LIKE THE BUILDING IN DOWNTOWN LONDON THAT SAYS CLARK ON IT?!
