Page 7 of Things I Overshared
She’s got to be a model.
Yep
Well, with a supermodel girlfriend, I imagine Emerson has recovered from his broken heart. Which means I’m back to the question of the day: Is this man cold and rude or quiet and shy? Can one be both? On Monday, I plan to find out.
Chapter 2
MONDAY 6:55A.M.
Sadie: I’m dying to know if you’re ready for Operation Thaw.
Susan: Poor Emerson
Me: He goes by Mr. Clark at the office.
Susan: Does he really?!
Really.
Anyway, I am locked and loaded.
Look what I found over the weekend:
[Link: How to Befriend Introverts]
[Link: How to Become Friends with Your Boss]
Susan: He’s not technically your boss.
He’s the boss of the NYC office, I assure you!
Skye: OMG LOLOLOL
Sally: You guys woke me up [Angry emoji]
Skye: Sam, I’m reading that first article, you’re doomed. You literally do ALL of those things it says not to do. I’m dying. DEAD.
[Middle finger emoji]
I have my mantras
I am wearing neutrals and quiet shoes
Skye: Neutrals! The horror!
I have Sooner Football stats
I have quarterly sales numbers
Sadie: If you want him to be your friend, maybe also be yourself?
Skye: Yourself . . . but like watered down. “Samantha Lite” LOL
Sally: Skye, this is on Sam’s behalf: [Middle finger emoji]
Susan: I repeat: Poor Emerson
I have Nicole, my secret weapon.
