Page 11 of Things I Overshared
Canton Cards International
I wince at myself after I’ve already hit send. Apparently, my anxious determination flew through my fingers and landed in Marge’s email box as exclamation marks. Five there at the end, and just when I thought I was getting better at that.Lovely.
MONDAY 6:43p.m.
Skye: So? Sam? How was Operation Thaw Day One? Is he your bestie yet?
Sadie: Yes, do tell.
Sally: Also, please send a selfie of your subdued outfit.
Me: [Selfie]
Sadie: Gorg as always!
Skye: OMG YOU’RE SUSAN!
Sally: lol that’s what I was going to say.
Susan: No surprise then that I think you look fantastic!
MONDAY 7:20p.m.
Skye: ???? You didn’t answer how it went.
Me: Bad.
MONDAY 7:52p.m.
Sally: OMG you just texted us one text at a time, and it was only one word.
Sadie: Skye, maybe you should swing by and check on her.
Susan: I am genuinely concerned. What happened??
Skye: Spill it!
Me: Ugh fine.
He doesn’t eat sugar.
And I went full SamStorm on him.
So bad that he LEFT HIS OWN OFFICE to get away from me.
Sally: hahahahaha!
Sadie: Yikes!
Susan: [Nervous emoji]
Skye: [Animated GIF of woman falling down]
I would be mad at you, Skye, but that GIF is painfully accurate.
Still, I have 12 more days.
And I’m not about to give up.
