Page 17 of Things I Overshared
I said you wanna be enemies?
YOU GOT IT
And stormed out.
Skye: SamStorm OUT! Love it.
Sally: Oh man, this guy is doomed
Sadie: And what does being enemies entail?
Susan: Should you all switch to a thread without me?
Suze, so help me, if you do not take off your COO hat right now . . .
And enemies means I cram all his worst introvert nightmares into our trip
I’m going to have the time of my life and he is going to SUFFER
Skye: I just got nauseated
Sadie: Are we sure that’s not extreme?
Susan: Sorry. #TeamSam
No, not extreme.
If he can’t have a conversation with me about our itinerary
He can deal with the consequences.
Sally: #TeamSam
Sadie: #TeamSam
Skye: #TeamSam
Skye: [Animated GIF Jimmy Fallon “Oh It’s On”]
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THURSDAY 9:53p.m.
From: [email protected]
Our Itinerary
Miss Canton,
I believe it is best to keep work relationships professional, and I overstepped this evening. I absolutely do not wish to be your enemy, so I hope you will excuse me. I sincerely apologize for my candor.
If you would like my feedback on the itinerary, feel free to email it to me. I’m happy to review it, though I am positive you’ve chosen ideal activities.
I look forward to them.
Warm Regards,
