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LMFAO maybe you should've stayed quiet the first time

It's Team Aurélie or fuck off. That goes for the both of you.

Also @Kimi if you plan to stay quiet while the world questions whether or not she was ASSAULTED or treated unfairly because she's a woman, you're part of the problem

Kimi

I can't win

Marco

HAHAHA

Aurélie

Don't be grumpy, Callum. Go to PT and eat a goddamn meal.

AND DRINK WATER. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T… je vais te castrer.

Marco

Oooooohhh you got in trouble

Aurélie

Marco, respectfully? Fuck off. Callum's right. Either be part of the solution or part of the problem.

Kimi

I feel safe in this chat rn.

Castration? That feels a bit extreme, love.

Aurélie

I literally just got off a plane to come to your place and you're saying my methods are extreme???

I do not feel safe in this chat rn…

Aurélie

Good. You have some making up to do.

Grinning like the lovesick idiot I was, I pulled my spare key out of my kitchen drawer and put it under the mat outside my front door for her, then texted her separately.

Key is under the mat for you, love. Keep it. It's yours as much as my heart is.

Aurélie

Forever a hopeless romantic.

You are unbearably sweet and I love you.

Sorry I'm a little irritable. Period

Why are you apologizing for that?

Aurélie

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